No because I absolutely love how the plot of Dracula is basically just “vampire decides to prey on the wrong random woman who passes by and suddenly he’s got an entire army on his ass including the solicitor he fucked with that one time who happened to be the husband of her best friend, and now all of them are just going to stop at nothing to hunt him down and put a stake through him and his three rapey wives all because he didn’t know that random sleepwalking woman happened to be THEIR Lucy Westenra, thank you very much”
And then Jonathan gets introduced to the gang and everyone’s just like “this guy too. We love this guy too now. Your vampiric ass is getting staked.”
I love Nandor and Colin Robinson’s relationship from these last two episodes. Nandor save Colin’s life and tried so hard to help him feed. Colin stole Nandor’s mother’s necklace and changed the immigrant museum exposition so that it would make Nandor feel seen. I don’t know they’re just family and it feels so nice :’)
The kind of thing a good coder wouldn’t mind seeing on their tombstone:
DEGRADED GRACEFULLY
Finally, a truly useful flashlight design! Because even just some light from one or two functional batteries is better than having not enough batteries to even close the circuit! Plus, if the contacts corrode at one spot and you don’t have the time & means to clean it, you can still get light out of the thing!
padme’s handmaidens are such an underrated concept. i mean, yeah you can call it women supporting women and leave it at that but like. its so much more intense than that. they basically created the persona of queen amidala together. they assigned her specific mannerisms and tone of voice and breathing patterns and all of them studied that well enough to play the role perfectly. they put all of the derangedness teenage girls put into discovering their own identity into perfecting mimicry instead & they did all that knowing that their role will always be to die in padme’s place if it comes to that. idk what insane levels of devotion does it take to be like 14 and you’ve become so intimately familiar with your friend that you can quite literally become her. there’s friendship & traumabonding and then theres “my entire life is dedicated to dying for this woman” and then there’s that but with added identity fuckery and thats what the handmaidens have going on with the bonus point of being 14
I’m so tired of hot actors with no actual talent or magnetism. we need more ugly little cuntservers giving performances that fuck so hard you leave the theatre with road rash. willem dafoe if you’re out there
I like AOS anyway, but Karl Urban was on some spirit medium shit.
Like, everyone else kinda did their own interpretation of the characters, which worked out pretty well and interesting, but Karl just straight up summoned a ghost.
