Franzi's Frantic Thoughts
"Mr. Archer, on the count of three, shoot Doctor Watson."

bennyslegs:

couldntpossiblycomment:

This is the BEST line because it was so weird and unnecessary to identify random CIA henchmen #2 by name


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And none of the other CIA dudes ever got named in the dialogue despite being in multiple scenes and, you know, actually having lines

And so for no reason and contrary to all sensible CIA discretion we have an “Archer” instructed to shoot John in this incredibly romance-based episode

An episode where, PS, we’ve already seen background imagery of cupid pointing an arrow in John’s direction

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And it’s even better because 
Arthur Conan Doyle wrote a poem about Cupid that was called The Blind Archer 

And the best part is, look at the verses

One whole verse is about cupid the archer shooting a veteran who is a drinker and who CANNOT BELIEVE he’s being shot, it “cannot be right, it’s ludicrous quite” for him to fall in love like this

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And then another whole verse is about Cupid shooting this isolated young guy who’s planning a celibate vow, despite the fact that he shouldn’t fall in love because “He has duties to do”

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And I just really, really love this throw-away line

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remember the statue of eros from the pilot aswell? interesting…

benfanghauser:

oh my god i can’t believe-

benfanghauser:

oh my god i can’t believe-

I was listening to the Goblet of Fire Audiobook and this just sort of happened

I was listening to the Goblet of Fire Audiobook and this just sort of happened

floozys:

punkpeggy:

CNN’s video explaining the referendum on independence today in Scotland opened with a clip from Braveheart and included a map that just forgot about Wales

STOP WALES-ERASURE

floozys:

punkpeggy:

CNN’s video explaining the referendum on independence today in Scotland opened with a clip from Braveheart and included a map that just forgot about Wales

STOP WALES-ERASURE

progress, slow but steady

progress, slow but steady

clickholeofficial:


The Best And Worst Of The Emmys In Terms Of Fire Safety
firelorcl:

vortexanomaly:

the crumb

this is the most intense photo i’ve ever seen

firelorcl:

vortexanomaly:

the crumb

this is the most intense photo i’ve ever seen

breebird33:

angryseawitch:

screamingcrawfish:

a paranormal mockumentary show in the style of the office/parks and rec

revolving around the lives of employees at a hokey haunted mansion tourist trap that turn out to be actually hella haunted but most of its spirits are either benevolent or ineffectively malevolent

10/10 WOULD WATCH

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tahthetrickster:

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i cant believe this

coolator:

the turkey swiss on rye incident

mariabarring:

*doesnt play game for 6 months*
*forgets controls*
*goes back to game* where am i??/ who am i??? what should i do?? who the fuck is that?? who the fuck are you??what???

didyoudrinkmygingerale:

redeyemaniac:

"english is an easy language to learn"

really? cause did you know the sentence: “Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo” is a grammatically correct sentence.

yeah but nobody in the everloving fucking world is going to use that sentence and despite its grammaticality it’s not at all sensible :D

lilybells:

lilybells:

In which Merlin teaches Arthur how to use an iPhone.

the next day..


(‘cause I wanted to do this too)
(edit: oops I forgot to put merlin’s contact name!)

lilybells:

lilybells:

In which Merlin teaches Arthur how to use an iPhone.

the next day..

(‘cause I wanted to do this too)

(edit: oops I forgot to put merlin’s contact name!)