Franzi's Frantic Thoughts

4-8yr Olds Describing Love.

Rebecca, age 8: When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.
Terri, age 4: Love is what makes you smile when you're tired. 
Danny, age 7: Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK. 
Nikka, age 6: If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate. 
Elaine, age 5: Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken. 
Chris, age 7: Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.
Mary Ann, age 4: Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.

everkings:

undercover-witch:

tordles:

bratwurstp0rn:

gaysealapproves:

I found this nice tutorial/anatomy advice spread created by meghanhetrickof deviant art.

She gave me permission to post it up here to share so go make sure to visit her and look at her other creations of goodness!

yes yes yes and yes

boobs sag

deal with it

gravity is a thing

i AM LITERALLY ONLY REBLOGGING FOR THE SHY TITS RUNNING INTO UR ARMPITS SENTENCe

Yes, unless the girl has implants, then they look rounder and don’t sag.

flawless commentary, A++ would learn again

petekingstonwentz:

terminalogy:

lzbth:

sparklyanimetears:

I went on Google to look up more about this Yahoo buying Tumblr nonsense, and one of the comments on the article said this.

i cant breathe

this is terrible

i still mentally cringe whenever the shoelace thing is mentioned

thefrogman:

She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts.

The Millenium Falcon by the Karpiuks [website | twitter | flickr]

if yahoo buys tumblr (ALL TRUE!!):

daftpostpunk:

post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day

you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it

no more selfies allowed

blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted

heroin will be legalized

george bush will become president again

stock market will crash

korea will blow the US up

world war 3

roseellendix:

BEEN LAUGHING FOR THE LAST 10 MINUTES.

NOT GETTING OLD.

aradiamegidoo:

i think ur singing them wrong

gayandroids:

feministpixie:

It’s real and it’s hilarious

“I also call it suitor abuse, in that such a woman tends to manipulate men for fun and profit by encouraging them to pursue her, then pretend she hadn’t a clue they were interested in her and shoo them away. It’s setting people up for failure, creating strong motivations and dismantling them for a perverse sense of power. Women who do this are monsters, plain and simple, and deserve to be treated accordingly. They know very well what they’re doing, and only shout the “you’re only nice to get sex” tirades to create a smokescreen while inflicting further abuse. What they don’t count on is that the men’s movement will eventually be able to, and indeed must eventually, ensure that either laws or community standards (or both) are enforced against them.”

tom spreading his love to hp fandom via twitter

tom spreading his love to hp fandom via twitter

youcanalwayscountonthestars:

sodigress:

mishethequiche:

alwaysacatch:

Supernatural | 1.01 Pilot

THEY’RE BABIES OMG

YOU’RE SO TINY

FETUS SAM AND DEAN ARE ASDFGHJKLFUK

microwave-is-not-an-onomatopoeia:

sherlockedfandom:

a-detective-in-the-tardis:

sarcasticsharkz:

Forever Reblog

I love how Billie is even more into it than David

The bottom middle one though

Can we just appreciate the excellent hip movement of Freema